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    joshschr | Male | 43 years old | Barnesville, MN

"How fares my Juliet? that I ask again; For nothing can be ill, if she be well."

If great responsibility comes with great power, what are you supposed to do with a great sense of humor?

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A Funny Thing About Cheez Whiz

1885 views • Jun 5, '08 • (5) Comments

n Tuesday, I got my haircut for the first time in about 6 weeks. I'm usually a 4-weeker, so this cut felt particularly fantastic. The back of my neck looked the bearded lady had firmly planted herself back there. The lady that cuts my hair is one of those fantastic haircutters (men don't have hairdressers, do they?) who you can spin a great conversation out of kinda mundane things, like what my kids were having for supper that night, which last night was ramen noodles and cheez whiz toast.

Now, maybe I didn't say "toast", or maybe she didn't like cheez whiz, because she kinda crinkled up her nose when I said that. Not at the ramen noodles (a $0.14 5 minute meal in a bag!), but at cheez whiz?!? What's wrong with cheez whiz? So what if it's the same day-glo orange as Mac & Cheese powder, and barely resembles cheez? So what if we use it to get the dog to take it's medicine? It's good on any kind of bread, including cinnamon bread, or so I've heard, but will never myself try. Is there any cheez whiz love out there?

Um, so, kind of a cheezy first "real" post, but here we are. Thanks to evlthecat for the idear. For the record, the cheese in my other first post was in reference to the character Cheese from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. I love a few select episodes of the show (Squeeze the Day is sublime), but if you can find "Cheese a Go-Go", while mildly annoying, it's kinda catchy.

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