Programmer by day, comic nerd by night. My official job title is "Director of Janitorial Engineering"
What do you suppose would happen if the "first" visitors from outer space decided to land in a swamp smack dab in the middle of "redneckville". They would probably expect to be greated cordially, treated to a great meal, and become like royalty right? What if the first greeter from Earth was a bass-ackwards inbred redneck?
Humpty Dumpty (which bears no resemblance to the fairy tale) is just such a story. The nuts and bolts of it are that Pervis (the greeter discribed above) happens to come across an alien space ship and instead of welcoming them with open arms he decides to kill all of them except the female. Since he has never been with a woman (and understandably so would never ever be with one) he decides to make her his sex slave.- read more
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