Brush with greatness? (Comic Book Forums)

Spector said:
Ok, I was going to leave this one out, but with all the wrestling talk, I had to chime in.
In the youth of my 90's, I went to a gentlemen's establishment with a friend.
A few tables over, we noticed Randy Savage and IRS.
I kept trying to get Randy Savage's attention, waving and all in his direction.
He had those mirrored wrapped shades on, and wouldn't budge.
Finally, I mustered up the nerve and got a little loud.
"HEY RANDY!"
Well, he looked over at me. I was like a deer in headlights and didn't know what to say or do at that point.
So I just said "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"
My friend was mortified and sunk his head to the table.
I was a little mortified at that point as well.
Randy just turned back to the stage, and was back to business.