In The Beautiful South Pacific (Comic Book Forums)

• In The Beautiful South Pacific

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Spa-fon Wise Beyond the Years lifetime member Location: Tampa Bay Florida Posts: 3780 My Collection	Posted: March 10, 2012 3:59:26 pm On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman One month later on these same absolutely, stunningly beautiful desert (and deserted) Islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The 2 Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming... The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. The 2 Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant, and a laundromat. And have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for the store. The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palmtrees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving, and at least the taxes are low, and it isn't raining.... The 2 Irish men have divided the Island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey. But they are satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun. The joy is in the journey, not just the destination.
SilentAssassin Wise Beyond the Years lifetime member Location: Midwest Posts: 2614 My Collection	Posted: March 22, 2012 8:00:05 pm I like
glh08 Wise Beyond the Years moderator Location: Mapleton, ND Posts: 2870 My Collection	Posted: March 22, 2012 8:36:49 pm
tt_cook1963 Wise Beyond the Years moderator lifetime member Location: Great White North eh Posts: 4760 My Collection	Posted: March 23, 2012 7:43:00 am nice nice But i guess the Canadians are to smart to get stuck on a deserted island. You build your collection one book at a time and day by day it seem to stay the same. Then one day KA BLAM it gotten out of control. Thanks mom I love you. " I'm not insane, my mom had me tested." Sheldon BIG BANG THEORY " Holy on a CRACKER" Pennie BIG BANG THEORY http://www.comixcon.com/ http://www.kenmore-komics.com/
Spa-fon Wise Beyond the Years lifetime member Location: Tampa Bay Florida Posts: 3780 My Collection	Posted: March 24, 2012 1:14:22 pm tt_cook1963 said: nice nice But i guess the Canadians are to smart to get stuck on a deserted island. I imagine if the Canadians were there they would start a hockey team! The joy is in the journey, not just the destination.
tt_cook1963 Wise Beyond the Years moderator lifetime member Location: Great White North eh Posts: 4760 My Collection	Posted: March 24, 2012 7:57:25 pm Spa-fon said: tt_cook1963 said: nice nice But i guess the Canadians are to smart to get stuck on a deserted island. I imagine if the Canadians were there they would start a hockey team! yes yes we would. lol You build your collection one book at a time and day by day it seem to stay the same. Then one day KA BLAM it gotten out of control. Thanks mom I love you. " I'm not insane, my mom had me tested." Sheldon BIG BANG THEORY " Holy on a CRACKER" Pennie BIG BANG THEORY http://www.comixcon.com/ http://www.kenmore-komics.com/
Bromagnon Grasshopper Location: Australia Posts: 124 My Collection	Posted: April 1, 2012 9:33:49 am That's pretty good. The Australians would join the Irish for some coconut whiskey and then try and fashion some kind of ball 'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
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