rustybeaver903
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- Posted: January 24, 2012 1:33:36 pm
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> While enjoying a pleasant hiking experience down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. > > Along with him was an Illegal Mexican, who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of illegal drugs that were strapped to his back. If they didn't get help pretty soon, they'd surely drown. > > Being a responsible Texan, and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It's now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has bothered responding to my request for help. --- I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...
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Spa-fon
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glh08
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- Posted: January 24, 2012 9:14:24 pm
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