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  • Posted: January 24, 2012 1:37:10 am
  • An Iowa Hawkeye fan and an Indiana Hoosiers fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Iowa fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Iowa fan said "We Hawkeyes never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Indiana fan, "Your turn"... And the Hoosiers fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

    (Disclosure) I am a full fledged Bleeding Black and Gold Purdue Fan.... I am biased against Indiana University.
  • Posted: January 24, 2012 4:26:14 pm
  • Yup heard one about other states.

    Aussie comes into a bar with a crocodile, gathers everyone around to show them how brave he is. He gently opens the crocodile's mouth and lays his member inside the jaws, then closes the jaws. Next he smacks the croc on the head with a beer bottle and it opens it's mouth, he removes his member unharmed.

    Then he turns to the crowd "I'll offer $100 to anyone in here with the nerve to do that also!"

    A blonde steps forward. "I'll do it", she says, "But don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle." Think d'oh!

    The joy is in the journey, not just the destination.
  • Posted: January 24, 2012 5:35:18 pm
  • I guess I am out of the loop lol. I loved your Texan ones.
  • Posted: January 24, 2012 9:19:08 pm
  • d'oh!ApplauseApplauseApplause
  • Posted: July 28, 2012 8:29:32 pm
  • Spa-fon said:
    Yup heard one about other states.

    Aussie comes into a bar with a crocodile, gathers everyone around to show them how brave he is. He gently opens the crocodile's mouth and lays his member inside the jaws, then closes the jaws. Next he smacks the croc on the head with a beer bottle and it opens it's mouth, he removes his member unharmed.

    Then he turns to the crowd "I'll offer $100 to anyone in here with the nerve to do that also!"

    A blonde steps forward. "I'll do it", she says, "But don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle." Think d'oh!



    haha that one's pretty good
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