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A Funny Thing About Cheez Whiz

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    joshschr | Male | 43 years old | Barnesville, MN

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A Funny Thing About Cheez Whiz

1830 views • Jun 5, '08 • (5) Comments

n Tuesday, I got my haircut for the first time in about 6 weeks. I'm usually a 4-weeker, so this cut felt particularly fantastic. The back of my neck looked the bearded lady had firmly planted herself back there. The lady that cuts my hair is one of those fantastic haircutters (men don't have hairdressers, do they?) who you can spin a great conversation out of kinda mundane things, like what my kids were having for supper that night, which last night was ramen noodles and cheez whiz toast.


Now, maybe I didn't say "toast", or maybe she didn't like cheez whiz, because she kinda crinkled up her nose when I said that. Not at the ramen noodles (a $0.14 5 minute meal in a bag!), but at cheez whiz?!? What's wrong with cheez whiz? So what if it's the same day-glo orange as Mac & Cheese powder, and barely resembles cheez? So what if we use it to get the dog to take it's medicine? It's good on any kind of bread, including cinnamon bread, or so I've heard, but will never myself try. Is there any cheez whiz love out there?


Um, so, kind of a cheezy first "real" post, but here we are. Thanks to evlthecat for the idear. For the record, the cheese in my other first post was in reference to the character Cheese from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. I love a few select episodes of the show (Squeeze the Day is sublime), but if you can find "Cheese a Go-Go", while mildly annoying, it's kinda catchy.

  • Jun 6, '08 by dough boy's avatar dough boy
  • Hey man your video died already...post another one please.
  • Jun 6, '08 by joshschr's avatar joshschr
  • It works good on my work computer.
  • Jun 6, '08 by smeggie42's avatar smeggie42
  • hey man i know how it feels to get your hair cut for the first time in a while. i was growing out a playoff beard for the red wings and i figured there was no reason to cut my hair if my face was still covered. luckily they won on wed. i think my girlfriend was about to dump me if they went to a game 7. go wings!!!1
  • Sep 16, '10 by evlthecat's avatar evlthecat
  • At least with a hairstylist you can have a conversation. I hate it when dentists and dental hygienists try to carry on a conversation with you while they are drilling holes in your head or using various pneumatic tools to deplaque your teeth, I like Cheese Whiz. One of my favorite dishes from my childhood has it as the main ingredient!! God bless my mother!
  • Sep 16, '10 by joshschr's avatar joshschr
  • Ah, good old posts. We're having cheese whiz for supper tonight. I don't know what we're having to go with it yet ;)

    Dentists need a specific amount of time set aside just for getting to know each other and catching up. I don't want a complete stranger working on my teeth, but when the work's begun, I'd like it sooner done. I just had my first visit in about a year, and it seems like it took that long to get everything clean. Gotta do a better job scrubbing the cheese whiz off tonight.
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